December 2006

December 31, 2006 Weekend Update

Weekend Update

Episode #40 - It's the last weekend of 2006 and that can only mean one thing: it's time for another four classic game reviews! Don't you worry about a thing; Defunct Games doesn't plan on disappointing anybody. J...
December 31, 2006 Review - Master System

Review: Thunder Blade

It's the second to last review of 2006 and that can only mean one thing: it's time to review one of the worst shooters on the 8-bit Sega Master System! This is Thunder Blade, a 2D/3D shooter that can...
December 31, 2006 Review - TurboDuo

Review: R-Type

To get the bad taste left by Thunder Blade out of our mouths we decided to look at one of the best shooters ever made. Of course I'm talking about R-Type, one of the hardest video games ever made. I...
December 30, 2006 Review - TurboDuo

Review: Alien Crush

Once upon a time the coolest thing in the world was the pinball machine. And then video games came and pretty much sunk the pinball industry. Ever since then we've seen dozens of companies try to re...
December 30, 2006 Review - Master System

Review: The Incredible Crash Dummies

Despite what everybody seems to think, The Incredible Crash Dummies doesn't have anything to do with those silly public service announcements from the late 1980s. Instead it's based on a line of toys...
December 29, 2006 Guerilla Scrapbook

Helping GEnie Predict Our Future

Episode #42 - Guerilla Scrapbook (Ep. 42) - Fifteen years ago GEnie had the foresight to predict that people would be playing games online. They also had a hunch that a good chunk of those playing online would be ...
December 28, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: SOCOM US Navy SEALs: Fireteam Bravo 2

Just like the PlayStation 2, when you're looking for a great online shooter for the PSP you can't do better than SOCOM: U.S. Navy SEALs. Fireteam Bravo 2 doesn't change the formula much, but it does ...
December 27, 2006 On Running Feuds

Designing a Better Virtual Console

Episode #120 - On Running Feud (Ep. 120) - Everybody loves the Virtual Console; it's a great place to find dozens of the classic games you missed the first time around. But Defunct Games wonders if something is mis...
December 26, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: Dragon Ball Z Budokai Tenkaichi 2

For a guy who admits to not enjoying the Dragon Ball Z TV show, Cyril sure does review a lot of Dragon Ball Z games. Today Cyril finds himself discussing the finer details of Dragon Ball Z: Budokai T...
December 25, 2006 Bonus Levels

33 Consoles of Christmas

Episode #61 - It's been 33 days since Chad and Cyril started reviewing the designs of everybody's favorite consoles. In those 33 days they looked at the NES, Genesis, PlayStation, GameCube, Xbox 360 and 28 other s...
December 25, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Nintendo Wii (2006)

Episode #33 - DAY 33: Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the day we've all been waiting for. It's Christmas, and we've come to our final game console of the season. One month ago we started the 33 Consoles of Chris...
December 24, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Sony PlayStation 3 (2006)

Episode #32 - DAY 32: It's Christmas Eve and that can only mean one thing, it's time to talk about the Sony PlayStation 3. This is by far the most controversial game console of the year, but will that translate to...
December 24, 2006 Review - TurboDuo

Review: Shinobi

These days it's hard to believe, but there once was a time when Shinobi was one of Sega's best franchises. Unfortunately lately Sega has done everything in their power to turn it into another mediocr...
December 24, 2006 Review - TurboDuo

Review: Space Harrier

Even though the TurboGrafx-16 isn't known for its 3D capabilities, somehow Space Harrier still gets the job done. This arcade port is set to surprise just about everybody, including those who never t...
December 24, 2006 Weekend Update

Weekend Update

Episode #39 - It's the day before Christmas and that can only mean one thing: it's time for Defunct Games to post a couple of new reviews of classic games. Today we're going to take a look at two first generation ...
December 23, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Microsoft Xbox 360 (2005)

Episode #31 - DAY 31: Can you believe it, we're mere days away from Christmas and already into the next generation. Or is this the current generation? Oh, who can tell anymore? Today it's all about the...
December 22, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Gizmondo (2005)

Episode #30 - DAY 30: And then there's the Gizmondo. If it wasn't for the innocent game developers that were left in its wake, the Gizmondo would be one of the funniest stories of all time. What other system made...
December 22, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: Wii Sports

If you bought a Nintendo Wii in the launch window then chances are you've already experienced Wii Sports, but that's not going to stop us from giving you our full review of this pack-in. While not ev...
December 21, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Sony PSP (2005)

Episode #29 - DAY 29: On the 29th day of the 33 Consoles of Christmas we decided to look at Sony's first portable game system. Is it the next walkman? Well, that's left to be seen, but we can tell you what w...
December 20, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Nintendo DS (2004)

Episode #28 - DAY 28: It's only been four days since Chad and Cyril reviewed the Game Boy Advance, yet here we are talking about the Nintendo DS. This is another one of those systems that has our boys divided. On...
December 20, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: Sam & Max Ep. 102: Situation Comedy

Earlier this month I strongly recommended you give the new Sam & Max game a day in court, and after only weeks of waiting here we have the second episode. Is Situation Comedy even better than the ori...
December 19, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Nokia N-Gage (2003)

Episode #27 - DAY 27: Sick of us only talking about the worthwhile consoles and portables? So are we, and that's why we're going to derail this series by talking about the Nokia N-Gage. It takes a lot to get...
December 19, 2006 Guerilla Scrapbook

Time's Rejected Person of the Year

Episode #41 - Guerilla Scrapbook (Ep. 41) - Psst. You wanna know who Time magazine's Person of the Year is? It's you! That's right. It's YOU! You and me and, well, Mii. Today we look at one of the reject...
December 18, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Microsoft Xbox (2001)

Episode #26 - DAY 26: Microsoft's first modern game console has people split; do they love its enormous shape and modern look? Or is it too heavy and kind of an eyesore. Cyril and Chad have slightly differen...
December 18, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: Justice League Heroes

It's a super hero game that feels more like your classic dungeon crawler. The good news is that for all its faults Justice League Heroes is a solid game that is works well as a cooperative experience...
December 17, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Nintendo GameCube (2001)

Episode #25 - DAY 25: The GameCube is yet another controversial system made by Nintendo. While they finally switched to a disc-based format, Nintendo still had trouble attracting major third party support. On th...
December 17, 2006 Review - TurboDuo

Review: Puzzle Boy

When it comes to Puzzle Boy you get what you pay for. This is a game where you play a boy and it's your job to solve puzzles. That's it. Thankfully those puzzles are ridiculously entertaining. It ...
December 17, 2006 Review - TurboDuo

Review: Ninja Spirit

Make no mistake about it, Ninja Spirit is one of the greatest action games of all time. It's not just one of the greatest 2D ninja games, it's one of the best games of all time. Period. Find out wh...
December 16, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Nintendo Game Boy Advance (2001)

Episode #24 - DAY 24: It took us 24 days to finally get to Nintendo's first follow up to the Game Boy. This is the Game Boy Advance, one of the best selling video game systems of all time. If there's one thing N...
December 16, 2006 Review - TurboDuo

Review: New Adventure Island

Last week 1up.com suggested that Adventure Island never made it to the TurboGrafx-16. WRONG! New Adventure Island was an exclusive installment on NEC's console. But don't get too excited by the "ne...
December 16, 2006 Weekend Update

Weekend Update

Episode #38 - After a two week hiatus, the classic video game reviews are back this weekend! Join Josh and Cyril as they review four games you may have missed along the way. On Saturday Josh takes a look at Eleme...
December 15, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Sony PlayStation 2 (2000)

Episode #23 - DAY 23: We've finally made it to the PlayStation 2, the successor of one of the most successful game systems of all time. Despite the fact that all three next generation game systems have entered the...
December 15, 2006 Hardware

Sandio 3DGame O' 6DOF Mouse

Episode #1 - When we first saw Sandio's 3DGame O' 6DOF Mouse at E3 we wondered how useful it would be. After months of debating the issue we finally got the mouse into the office and put it through the tests. Is...
December 14, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Sega Dreamcast (1999)

Episode #22 - DAY 22: So far we've done 8-bit, 16-bit and 32-bit, and after 22 days we've finally arrived at Sega's final system. The problem with reviewing a system like the Dreamcast is that everybody has such a...
December 14, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories

Last year's Liberty City Stories proved that you could do a solid Grand Theft Auto game on a portable game system. It's been a year since that game was released and Rockstar is back for a second help...
December 13, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Bandai WonderSwan Color (1999)

Episode #21 - DAY 21: Yesterday we talked about the Neo Geo Pocket Color, SNK's quirky portable game system. It's hard to talk about one failed portable without eventually getting to the Bandai WonderSwan, and tha...
December 13, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: RoboBlitz

Think the Xbox Live Arcade is nothing more than arcade ports and 2D puzzle games? Think again, because RoboBlitz is here to show you exactly what is capable of happening when you put your mind t...
December 12, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: ATV Offroad Fury Pro

ATV Offroad Fury Pro may not be the most original game on the planet, but you can do a lot worse than this PSP racing game. It manages to fix some of the problems from the first ATV title, but still ...
December 12, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

SNK Neo Geo Pocket Color (1999)

Episode #20 - DAY 20: Can you believe that we're already up to day 20? After today we only have 13 more episodes. Good thing we're nearing the 21st century, talking about all of these old systems was giving ...
December 11, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: Sam & Max Ep. 101: Culture Shock

Holy jumpin' Saints aplenty riding sideways on a candy pink fat boy, it's a brand new Sam & Max game! After 13 years Telltale Games has decided to make a new Sam & Max game for the 21st century. Cul...
December 11, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Tiger Game.com (1997)

Episode #19 - DAY 19: We've talked about the NES, Super NES, Genesis, PlayStation and Game Boy; perhaps it's time to talk about the greatest game system of all time. Of course I'm talking about the Game.com, the o...
December 10, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Nintendo 64 (1996)

Episode #18 - DAY 18: We've talked about the Nintendo Entertainment System. We've talked about the Super NES. We've talked about the Game Boy. Heck, we've even talked about the Virtual Boy. After 18 days we're ...
December 09, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Sony PlayStation (1995)

Episode #17 - DAY 17: After 17 days we've finally made it to the PlayStation, the console that many consider the beginning of the modern era of gaming. Regardless of whether you were a fan of the Saturn or Nintend...
December 08, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Sega Saturn (1995)

Episode #16 - DAY 16: Can you believe we're almost half way through our 33 Consoles of Christmas feature? It feels like only yesterday I was writing up my thoughts on the Nintendo Entertainment System. In th...
December 08, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: Tony Hawk's Project 8

It's the eighth Tony Hawk game in as many years, but is this one worth the money? Last year fans of the series were disappointed by a game that didn't know what it wanted to be. Thankfully Tony...
December 07, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: Gun Showdown

When it was released on the Xbox and PlayStation 2, Gun had a lot of potential. The idea of mixing the open-world of Grand Theft Auto with the wild, wild west sounded like a pretty good one. But som...
December 07, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Nintendo Virtual Boy (1995)

Episode #15 - DAY 15: Are we really up to day 15? That means we're almost halfway done with the 33 Consoles of Christmas. How sad is that? Don't you wish there were another 30 days for us to play with,...
December 06, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Sega Nomad (1995)

Episode #14 - DAY 14: We're not done with the old school handhelds yet. On our 14th day of the 33 Consoles of Christmas we visit the Sega Nomad, one of the only portable game systems to not have any games made spe...
December 06, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: Contra

When it comes to Konami classics, Contra rates high on that list. But it's not the arcade version that everybody loves, it's the much-improved NES cart that gets all the press. What could be so bad ...
December 05, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

3DO (1993)

Episode #13 - DAY 13: We've looked at the CD-i and Atari Jaguar, isn't it about time to discuss the 3DO? Like the CD-i the 3DO was advertised as a multimedia player, a game system that also offered crappy edu...
December 05, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: Mortal Kombat: Unchained

How is it possible that we've gone an entire year without talking about Mortal Kombat? Well, today is the day we're going to change that! Today is the day we take a look at the newest Mortal Ko...
December 04, 2006 Freeze Frame

Sony, You're Doing a Heckuva Job

Episode #65 - The Freeze Frame (Ep. 65) - Sony, you're doing a heckuva job. Actually, no you're not. And that's the problem. You gave everybody promotions just days after you hit an iceberg. Instead of walking ...
December 04, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Atari Jaguar (1993)

Episode #12 - DAY 12: We've been at this 33 Consoles of Christmas thing for 12 days now and we're starting to get into the good stuff. Today we look at the first 64-bit game console. At least, that's what they wa...
December 03, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Super Famicom (1990)

Episode #11 - DAY 11: We've already looked at the Super NES, but that doesn't mean we can't talk about the Super Famicom. When Chad and Cyril last talked about Nintendo's 16-bitter there was a heated debate, one l...
December 03, 2006 Weekend Update

Weekend Update

Episode #37 - It's the weekend and everybody out in the real world is expecting some kind of classic review. Am I wrong? I didn't think so. After three straight reviews of brand new games (including the muc...
December 02, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

Philips CD-i (1991)

Episode #10 - DAY 10: We're already 10 days through our 33 Consoles of Christmas holiday article. What does that mean? Obviously it's time to check out the Philip's CD-i. It's safe to say that there are a l...
December 02, 2006 Review - Neo Geo

Review: Speed Devils

Everybody loves a good racing game, especially one with weird demonic overtones. This is Speed Devils, a strange adventure/racing game released at the very beginning of the Dreamcast's life. It feat...
December 01, 2006 Hardcore Gamer Magazine

Hardcore Gamer Magazine #17: Grand Theft Auto: Vice City

Episode #17 - Defunct Games is proud to present a brand new issue of Hardcore Gamer Magazine, available now for download. This full-color issue comes with news, reviews, previews and a look at international games y...
December 01, 2006 33 Consoles of Christmas

SNK Neo Geo (1990)

Episode #9 - DAY 9: Who cares about all these portable game systems and 16-bit consoles when you could have the full arcade experience at home? We're talking about the world's first (and only) 24-bit game co...
December 01, 2006 Recapped!!!

Defunct Games RECAPPED!! Nov. 2006 Edition

Episode #17 - You just got back from waiting in line to buy a PlayStation 3 and a Wii, you've beaten Gears of War on every difficulty known to man, and you went through those crappy Burger King games just for the p...