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Welcome to Defunct Games' brand new winter schedule. We now have unique video content four days a week. Make sure and come back every day for brand new shows.

MONDAY: GREAT MOMENTS IN BAD ACTING
TUESDAY: SIMPLE THOUGHTS w/ GAME FAN
WEDNESDAY: KNOW THE GAME
THURSDAY: INSERT COIN w/ ROB JOHNSON

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MORE: Neo Geo | Neo Geo Pocket | TTI TurboDuo | Philips CD-i
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              Amiga CD32 | Watara SuperVision | Microsoft Xbox
              Atari Lynx | Nokia N-Gage | Bandai WonderSwan | PC

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$Monster Party\$

50% Parody + 50% serious action game = 100% awesome Monster Party!

$Zoop\$

It's a cynical attempt to cash in on the sudden success of Tetris, Columns and Dr. Mario!

Lethal Enforcers II: Gun Fighters

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Valis: The Fantasm Soldier

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Monday

Cyril Reads Pac-Man (Ch. 1 & 2)

Cyril Reads Pac-Man (Ch. 1 & 2)

Today, on April 1st, Defunct Games is proud to present the next great series -- Cyril Reads Pack-Man! Join Cyril Lachel as he reads through all 128 pages of patterns, tips and strategies for [...]

Wednesday

Mega Man Boss or Popular Rock Song?

Mega Man Boss or Popular Rock Song?

Know the Game (Ep. 8) - This is a short quiz you can play by yourself. It's simple: I'm going to read you a series of names and it's up to you to tell me if it's a Mega Man Boss or Popular Rock [...]

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Monday

Night Trap's 15 Most Ridiculous Moments

Night Trap's 15 Most Ridiculous Moments

Great Moments in Bad Acting (Ep. 8) - I know it's sad, but today marks the season finale for Great Moments in Bad Acting. I hope you've enjoyed the last eight episodes. Today we're looking at one [...]

Wednesday

Graphic Adventure or Criterion DVD?

Graphic Adventure or Criterion DVD?

Know the Game (Ep. 7) - This is a short quiz you can play by yourself. It's simple: I'm going to read you a series of names and it's up to you to tell me if it's an Adventure Game or Criterion [...]

Monday

Castlevania's Most Awkward Conversations

Castlevania's Most Awkward Conversations

Great Moments in Bad Acting (Ep. 7) - Today marks the penultimate episode for the season. We're celebrating with a personal favorite of mine -- Castlevania: Symphony of the Night. While there's no [...]

Friday

This Week in Defunct Games - March 15, 2013

This Week in Defunct Games - March 15, 2013

If it's Friday, it's This Week in Defunct Games. This week is all about Mega Man. Now that the blue bomber has fought Guts Man, Fire Man and Crash Man, it's time for Mega Man 3. How does this [...]

Wednesday

2D Game Hero or Hip Hop Artist?

2D Game Hero or Hip Hop Artist?

Know the Game (Ep. 6) - This is a short quiz you can play by yourself. It's simple: I'm going to read you a series of names and it's up to you to tell me if it's a 2D Game Hero or Hip Hop [...]

Monday

The Mask Rider's Most Awkward Moments

The Mask Rider's Most Awkward Moments

Great Moments in Bad Acting (Ep. 6) - We're six weeks in and just now getting to the first full-motion video game. That must be some kind of record for a show about bad acting. This is The Masked [...]