October 2006

October 31, 2006 Reviews au Courant

Review: Need for Speed Carbon

Can Electronic Arts bring the Need for Speed series back to its former glory? Find out now when you read Dan Clarke's full review of Need for Speed: Carbon on the PlayStation 2!...
October 31, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: Dead Rising

It's Halloween and that can only mean one thing: It's time for something scary. Well, we don't have anything scary for you, but we do have a review of Dead Rising, Capcom's newest zombie game. While...
October 29, 2006 Review - Sega CD

Review: Shining Force CD

Long before Final Fantasy Tactics there was Shining Force, a Sega tactical RPG that was met with critical praise and a cult following. This Sega CD version works perfectly fine, but how excited can y...
October 29, 2006 Review - Dreamcast

Review: Giga Wing 2

After weeks of ignoring the 2D shooter genre, Winston is here to remind you just why it was so much fun. This is a review of Giga Wing 2, the crazy Dreamcast shooter that you'll either love or hate. ...
October 29, 2006 Review - Sega Master System

Review: After Burner

Wait a second; didn't we just review an After Burner game yesterday? Actually, yes we did. Lee decided to not only give us his take on the terrible Sega CD version of this arcade shooter, but a...
October 29, 2006 Weekend Update

Weekend Update

Episode #33 - It's been one crazy weekend around the Defunct Games office and we have reviews to prove it. Since we only had two reviews last weekend we figured we would make up for that this time around with six ...
October 28, 2006 Review - CD-i

Review: The Apprentice

It's The Apprentice, the Donald Trump video game exclusive to the Philips CD-i. Oh wait, it's not about Donald Trump or his hair piece? Well, damn, what am I supposed to say about The Apprentic...
October 28, 2006 Review - Sega CD

Review: After Burner III

It's been two years since Lee reviewed After Burner for the Sega 32x, and now he's back to set the record straight about some of the other versions of Sega's 3D shooter. In this review Lee takes a lo...
October 28, 2006 Review - WonderSwan

Review: GunPey

Gamers who spend a lot of time reading up on game announcements probably already know that a version of GunPey is coming out on the Sony PSP and Nintendo DS sometime next year. But did you know that ...
October 27, 2006 DGC On Demand

Gears of War Enlists Donnie Darko

Episode #5 - DGC On Demand (Ep. 5) - This week Microsoft released the newest trailer for Gears of War. But instead of using traditional game music and sound effects, the advert opted for a song from Donnie Darko....
October 26, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: Rockstar Games Presents Table Tennis

Reviews au Courant - When you hear the words Rockstar Games you probably think of killing hookers, running from the cops and sneaking up on people with a baseball bat. But that's not what you're goin...
October 25, 2006 Bad Advertisement

North & South on NES - Advertisement Review

Episode #117 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the North & South (NES) print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game advertiseme...
October 25, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Crime Wave on PC - Advertisement Review

Episode #118 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Crime Wave (PC) print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game advertisement w...
October 25, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Puzznic on NES - Advertisement Review

Episode #119 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Puzznic (NES) print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game advertisement whe...
October 25, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Phantom Fighter on NES - Advertisement Review

Episode #120 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Phantom Fighter (NES) promotion print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game...
October 25, 2006 Commercial Break

The Many Loves of Bad Advertising

Episode #30 - Commercial Break (Ep. 30) - It's time for another scary episode of Commercial Break, the show that brings you four of the worst video game advertisements we could find. This week we take a look at Bi...
October 24, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: Eets

Reviews au Courant - It's Tuesday and that can only mean one thing, it's time for yet another take on a recent game. Instead of giving you something you've heard of, we figured we would slow things d...
October 23, 2006 DGC On Demand

After Thoughts: Silent Hill

Episode #4 - DGC On Demand (Ep. 4) - We're back with another episode of After Thoughts, our newest show that makes fun of all the video content we find on other people's websites. We have a packed show for you, f...
October 21, 2006 Review - Sega Master System

Review: Cosmic Spacehead

Tom uncovers a second graphic adventure for the Sega Master System. How does this game compare to King's Quest? If you can forgive the goofy story and limited control you may have a lot of fun ...
October 21, 2006 Review - Sega Saturn

Review: Sega Rally Championship

One of Sega's greatest arcade racers comes home for the Sega Saturn. Back in the mid-1990s some people even considered this game good enough to buy an entire system for. Tom agrees, he thinks this i...
October 21, 2006 Weekend Update

Weekend Update

Episode #32 - It was a sick down around the Defunct Games office, so we were only able to post two reviews this weekend. But don't worry, next weekend we will be back with six reviews! But let's not forget that w...
October 20, 2006 Radio Free Gaming

The Roundtable - Vol. 1

Episode #6 - Radio Free Gaming (Ep. 6) - Ever wonder what it would be like if you could hear your friends at Defunct Games debate the most recent news, recap the biggest articles and discuss the most recent review...
October 19, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: Prey

Reviews au Courant - When Prey was cancelled back at the turn of the Millennium few thought we would ever see the light of day. Yet here we are, able to play 3D Realms first-person shooter on two dif...
October 18, 2006 On Running Feuds

A Hostile Place for Cheaters

Episode #117 - On Running Feuds (Ep. 117) - The Xbox 360 can do a lot of amazing things, including playing amazing looking games, downloading cool demos and keeping you in contact with your friends. But there's one...
October 17, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: American McGee Presents Bad Day L.A.

Reviews au Courant - Wait, what's this? Is this a review of a brand new game? What is it doing on Defunct Games? Well forget for a minute that we call our side Defunct Games, startin...
October 17, 2006 Reviews au Courant

Review: WTF: Work Time Fun

It may not be the deepest game on the planet, but WTF proves to be both bizarre and lovable at the same time. Just when you think you've seen the strangest thing, you play another mini-game that will...
October 16, 2006 Pop-Up Video Game

Limited Facts about Test Drive Unlimited

Episode #49 - Pop-Up Video Games (Ep. 49) - Who says you can't learn important facts from video games? Defunct Games is here to disprove that silly notion with another episode of Pop-Up Video Games! In this ...
October 16, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: Ankh

Ankh is a return to the days of graphic adventure. It offers a fast moving story with likeable characters and a good sense of humor. If only the game wasn't so short and easy it might actually be a ...
October 15, 2006 Weekend Update

Weekend Update

Episode #31 - Another weekend is upon us and that can only mean one thing - it's time for another group of video game reviews! We have a strong weekend in store for you, including four reviews for the TurboDuo! S...
October 15, 2006 Review - TurboDuo

Review: Power Drift

The TurboDuo isn't known for its great racing games, and after playing Power Drift it's easy to see why. This is another interesting port of an arcade game, but due to the Duo's hardware limitations ...
October 15, 2006 Review - TurboDuo

Review: Circus Lido

Circus Lido? What the heck is a Circus Lido? Apparently it has something to do with a lizard and a lot of puzzles. Whatever the title means, Circus Lido is yet another interesting TurboDu...
October 14, 2006 Review - TurboDuo

Review: The Legendary Axe

We're going back in time to the early days of the TurboGrafx-16 for this review. It's The Legendary Axe, one of the earliest games you could get for NEC's failed console. Is it worth all of the grea...
October 14, 2006 Review - TurboDuo

Review: The Ninja Warriors

When it comes to video games, you don't get much better than games with ninjas. And the idea of playing a robot ninja should be even better, right? Unfortunately that is not the case with this ...
October 13, 2006 I've Got Your Number

Is Eight Years Too Much Time?

Episode #8 - I've Got Your Number (Ep. 8) - We're up to EIGHT and that can only mean one thing. No, it doesn't mean we're going to devote a whole show to 8-bit games, although, now that you mention it that's a pr...
October 13, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: The Godfather: Mob Wars

If the PSP is the only system you own that will play The Godfather, then might I suggest you go and pick up The Godfather trilogy on DVD instead? This is definitely one offer you CAN refuse!...
October 11, 2006 The Cover Critic

The Cover Critic's Religious Awakening

Episode #60 - The Cover Critic (Ep. 60) - This is The Cover Critic, your guide to what's good and bad in the world of video game boxes. In this episode of The Cover Critic we look at a bunch of religious games for ...
October 09, 2006 Bad Advertisement

ESPN Video Game - Advertisement Review

Episode #113 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the ESPN Video Game print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game advertisement w...
October 09, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Atomic Punk on Game Boy - Advertisement Review

Episode #114 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Atomic Punk (Game Boy) print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game advertis...
October 09, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Sega Genesis Seal of Approval - Advertisement Review

Episode #115 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Sega Genesis Seal of Approval print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game a...
October 09, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Palamedes on Game Boy - Advertisement Review

Episode #116 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Palamedes (Game Boy) promotion print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game ...
October 09, 2006 Commercial Break

Daisy Does Bad Advertising

Episode #29 - Commercial Break (Ep. 29) - It's been nearly a month since we've checked in with Commercial Break and boy do we have a good episode for you. We've collected four of the most confusing commercials we ...
October 08, 2006 Review - CD-i

Review: Micro Machines

Ah the good times you can have with Micro Machines. Talk about a fun party game that is good clean fun for the entire family. But something happened on the way to the CD-i, somebody decided to ruin ...
October 08, 2006 Review - TurboDuo

Review: Bomberman '93

Everybody loves Bomberman, and Cyril is especially keen on this TurboDuo version. It offers great graphics, a solid single-player experience and some of the best music you will ever hear in the serie...
October 08, 2006 Weekend Update

Weekend Update

Episode #30 - It's yet another weekend full of game reviews. But this weekend marks a special occasion, something that I feel like sharing with all of the Defunct Games viewers. This weekend we celebrate Chad's 1...
October 07, 2006 Review - Dreamcast

Review: Floigan Bros.: Episode One

Chad couldn't wait to finally play Floigan Bros.: Episode One. Unfortunately he was forced to sit by and play dozens of other games before finally having the chance to go through Sega's wacky action ...
October 07, 2006 Review - CD-i

Review: Burn: Cycle

Is Burn: Cycle the best game on the CD-i? Is it the one game you bought the entire system for? Are you sick of me starting all of these paragraphs with questions I don't plan on answering&...
October 06, 2006 Freeze Frame

Buying Insurance from Katamari Damacy

Episode #64 - The Freeze Frame (Ep. 64) - These days it's not uncommon to see major companies using video games to hawk their wares. But not every company likes to credit the video game influence; sometimes they t...
October 04, 2006 On Running Feuds

When the Gangs of London Keep it Clean

Episode #116 - On Running Feuds (Ep. 116) - Defunct Games has a problem with Sony's newest PSP game, Gangs of London. While it's easy to complain about the bad game play and terrible structure of the game, our comp...
October 02, 2006 Recapped!!!

Defunct Games RECAPPED!! Sept. 2006 Edition

Episode #15 - You just spent the last two weeks catching up on all of the new fall TV shows, you urinated on your own red carpet, and after hours of standing in line you were able to get your hands on a Tickle Me E...
October 01, 2006 Hardcore Gamer Magazine

Hardcore Gamer Magazine #15: Disgaea 2

Episode #15 - Defunct Games is proud to present a brand new issue of Hardcore Gamer Magazine, available now for download. This full-color issue comes with news, reviews, previews and a look at international games y...