March 2006

March 31, 2006 Recapped!!!

Defunct Games RECAPPED!! March 2006 Edition

Episode #9 - You just spent the last 48 hours analyzing that confusing Lost diagram, stood in line to buy sushi at Wal-Mart, and was named the Sexiest Woman Alive. It sounds like you just barely survived March 20...
March 29, 2006 On Running Feuds

In Defense of the Epic Adventure Game

Episode #99 - On Running Feuds (Ep. 99) - It's the final On Running Feud before the magic number 100 and it's epic! Actually, it's about epics and what the critics have against them. Find out what GamePro and oth...
March 27, 2006 On Running Feuds

Crowning a New Low for Resident Evil

Episode #98 - On Running Feuds (Ep. 98) - Hey American Idol fans, it's time to use all of that voting practice for something good. After 98 Feuds we figured it was about time to introduce you to an interactive art...
March 26, 2006 Weekend Update

Weekend Update

Episode #5 - Sick of all those CD-i reviews from last week? Maybe it's time we shake things up with a few Dreamcast reviews! This weekend we're giving you reviews of Charge 'N Blast, Namco Museum, and the U...
March 24, 2006 Bonus Levels

PSP Report Card - My So Called Portable Console

Episode #51 - It's the PSP's birthday today and that can only mean one thing: it's time to grade the past year in a report card. Join the entire Defunct Games staff as they take a look back at the first twelve mon...
March 22, 2006 On Running Feuds

GamePro's Letter Writing Campaign

Episode #97 - On Running Feuds (Ep. 97) - Despite some great software recently, GamePro has gone out of their way to promote the PSP's negatives. Are they running an agenda or simply responding to reader mail?...
March 20, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Super Hunchback on Super NES - Advertisement Review

Episode #69 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Super Hunchback (Game Boy) print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game adve...
March 20, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Arch Rivals on Genesis - Advertisement Review

Episode #70 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Arch Rivals (Genesis) print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game advertise...
March 20, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Wordtris on Super NES - Advertisement Review

Episode #71 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Wordtris (Game Boy) print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game advertiseme...
March 20, 2006 Bad Advertisement

CD-i Game System - Advertisement Review

Episode #72 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Philips CD-i promotion print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game advertis...
March 20, 2006 Commercial Break

Fun-Filled Days of Bad Advertising

Episode #18 - Commercial Break (Ep. 18) - It's a brand new week with another dip in the pool of bad advertising. It's Fun-Filled Days of Bad Advertising, our 18th Commercial Break. In this episode learn why the C...
March 19, 2006 Weekend Update

Weekend Update

Episode #4 - This weekend we were proud to introduce our first CD-i reviews, including write-ups about six different games from Chad. What can you expect from a weekend of CD-i reviews? All kinds of Nintend...
March 17, 2006 On Running Feuds

Game Companies Eye Their Paper Moon

Episode #96 - On Running Feuds (Ep. 96) - When video game companies look up in the sky what do you think they see? Apparently it's a paper moon, because these days many of your favorite video game companies a...
March 15, 2006 On Running Feuds

The Final Battle Over Issue 200

Episode #95 - On Running Feuds (Ep. 95) - After 95 episodes of the On Running Feuds we are going to do something we have never done before -- resolve a feud! We're going to take a look at a couple of magazines tha...
March 12, 2006 Weekend Update

Weekend Update

Episode #3 - It's a weekend full of Sports and Sega CD, but not necessarily those together. It's the Weekend Update for March 11 and 12! This weekend saw Chad reviewing a game with Marky Mark and Revenge of the ...
March 10, 2006 The Cover Critic

Covering the PSP's First Birthday

Episode #53 - Cover Critic (Ep. 53) - The Xbox 360 isn't the only system getting all the games this month, Sony's PSP is also hitting the jackpot with more than a half dozen high profile games. What's the big occa...
March 08, 2006 They Said WHAT?!?

EGM Sept. '90 - Everybody Makes Bad Games!

Episode #6 - They Said WHAT?!? (Ep. 6) - We're going way back in time for this episode of They Said WHAT?!? We're taking you on a journey back to 1990, a time when Bush was President, we were ...
March 06, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Gundam Battle Assault - Advertisement Review

Episode #65 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Gundam Battle Assault (PlayStation) print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic ...
March 06, 2006 The Cover Critic

Covering the Xbox 360's Second Wave

Episode #52 - Cover Critic (Ep. 52) - It's time to put on my jerk-colored hat, the Cover Critic is in town and ready to tell you what works and what doesn't when it comes to box art. Today we look at the second wa...
March 05, 2006 Weekend Update

Weekend Update

Episode #2 - Here we are stuck in the middle of another weekend. All this rest and relaxation is getting you down, it's time for you to do something else. But what? How about checking out the four reviews ...
March 03, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Action Man on PlayStation - Advertisement Review

Episode #66 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Action Man (PlayStation) print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game advert...
March 03, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Nyko Christmas - Advertisement Review

Episode #67 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Nyko Christmas print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game advertisement wh...
March 03, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Worms World Party - Advertisement Review

Episode #68 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Worms World Party (Dreamcast) promotion print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this clas...
March 03, 2006 Commercial Break

Behind the Bad Advertising

Episode #17 - Commercial Break (Ep. 17) - It's a tale of sex, drugs and lies, a world of woe you won't soon forget. In our 17th episode of Commercial Break we find ourselves exposing more scandal when we go Behind...
March 01, 2006 Recapped!!!

Defunct Games RECAPPED!! February 2006 Edition

Episode #8 - You just got your feelings hurt by Simon Cowell and you recently had your multi-million dollar book deal yanked after the Smoking Gun outed your memoires as nothing more than lies. It sounds like you...