January 2006

January 30, 2006 On Running Feuds

The Life & Times of an Adventurous EA

Episode #91 - On Running Feuds (Ep. 91) - Believe it or not there once was a time when Electronic Arts was a lot more than just a company that published Madden and Need for Speed. A long time ago EA was just anoth...
January 29, 2006 Review - Game Gear

Review: Wheel of Fortune

Wheel! Of!! FORTUNE!!!! It's time to dust off your grandma's TV, Pat Sajak and Vanna White are about to spin you around for a good time! That's right, it's Wheel of Fortune time, and that can only mea...
January 29, 2006 Review - SMS

Review: Rampart

There aren't a lot of games like Rampart; it's a fun mix of action and puzzle combined to make one of the best games of all time. How does this Sega Master System port of Rampart hold up compared to a...
January 28, 2006 Review - Dreamcast

Review: Beats of Rage Collection Volume 2

Warning: The review you're about to read is of a game that was not endorsed by Sega, Capcom, SNK, Nabisco, Wal-Mart, or any other company you can think of. It's Beats of Rage Collection 2, a "homebrew...
January 28, 2006 Review - SMS

Review: Trans-Bot

Trans-Bot? Perhaps I shouldn't confuse that with the cute and quirky PSP puzzler, Tokobot. It's Trans-Bot, a quirky little shooter that Chad doesn't mind recommending. Oh sure it's an old 8-Bit t...
January 25, 2006 Player Select

Our Favorite First Person Heroes

Episode #2 - Player Select (Ep. 2) - After more than a year on hiatus the Player Select is back with a vengeance! Forget reviewing those silly Street Fighter II characters, we're here to talk about characters tha...
January 24, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: SOCOM US Navy SEALs: Fireteam Bravo

Despite a couple minor complaints and a steep learning curve, Fireteam Bravo is easily the best game of its type on the PSP. If you're looking for a game to take your portable system online then SOCO...
January 23, 2006 I've Got Your Number

Great Achievements In Five Player Gaming

Episode #5 - I've Got Your Number (Ep. 5) - In our first I've Got Your Number since the middle of last year we take a look at the number FIVE and what it's done for video gaming. In this case, five refers to five...
January 22, 2006 Review - SMS

Review: Trivial Pursuit

Everybody knows what Trivial Pursuit is, the extremely popular trivia board game. Trivial Pursuit is one of those games that everybody knows how to play, so this Sega Master System version would seem ...
January 22, 2006 Review - Lynx

Review: Klax

Hey, didn't we already review Klax? You bet we did, but that's when it was on the Sega Game Gear. Forget the Game Gear; it's time for you to check out Patrick's full review of Klax for the Atari ...
January 21, 2006 Review - SMS

Review: Terminator 2: The Arcade Game

The Terminator and the Sega Master System were certainly not made for each other; one is the most powerful robotic soldier of the future and the other is an 8-Bit system. But this didn't bother Acclai...
January 18, 2006 On Running Feuds

Buy This Game Again: Special Edition

Episode #90 - On Running Feuds (Ep. 90) - Usually we don't complain about game prices going down, but lately we've been noticing a troubling trend that needs to be stopped. In our 90th On Running Feud we take a lo...
January 16, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Disney's Dinosaur on Game Boy - Advertisement Review

Episode #56 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Disney's Dinosaur (Game Boy Color) promotion print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this...
January 16, 2006 Commercial Break

What I Like About Bad Advertising

Episode #14 - Commercial Break (Ep. 14) - Another week and another episode of the Commercial Break. Let's not beat around the bush for this episode, this is a show that will feature graphic violence, dirty sex, an...
January 16, 2006 Bad Advertisement

NAKI Red Sight Light Gun - Advertisement Review

Episode #53 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Red Sight Light Gun (Naki) print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game adve...
January 16, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Nyko Blob Light for Game Boy - Advertisement Review

Episode #54 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Nyko Blob Light print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game advertisement w...
January 16, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Adam Sandler's Little Nicky on Game Boy - Advertisement Revi...

Episode #55 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Adam Sandler's Little Nicky (Game Boy Color) print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this...
January 15, 2006 Review - Lynx

Review: Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

Hey look, it's one of Keanu Reeve's good movies. There aren't many of those, especially these days. But is this a good game? Patrick seems to think so, even though I had my doubts. This seems lik...
January 15, 2006 Review - 3DO

Review: PO'ed

This would be the type of game where I would make a lot of fun of the name. I'd joke about how PO'ed is a truly awful name, the type you wouldn't wish on the worst video game of all time. I would laug...
January 14, 2006 Review - 3DO

Review: Hell: A Cyberpunk Thriller

To some people a title like "Hell: A Cyberpunk Adventure" is enough reason to rush to a store and buy a game. I'm not one of those people, I hear a name like "Hell: A Cyberpunk Adventure" and I laugh ...
January 14, 2006 Review - Dreamcast

Review: Grandia II

Can you believe we didn't have a review for Grandia II? This is a huge cult classic, how is it that none of the review staff had this thing covered? Well wonder no more, because Frank has de...
January 13, 2006 On Running Feuds

The Great Game [Movie] Crash of 2006

Episode #89 - On Running Feuds (Ep. 89) - For years Defunct Games has been complaining about the quality of video game movies. We don't like their scripts, the production values, or anything else they have to offe...
January 11, 2006 Commercial Break

New Adventures of Bad Advertising

Episode #13 - Commercial Break (Ep. 13) - It's gimmick week on our newest show, Commercial Break. Instead of going back in time and looking at bad old advertisements, we're looking at four commercials from the las...
January 11, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Perfect Dark Zero on Xbox 360 - Advertisement Review

Episode #49 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Perfect Dark Zero (Xbox 360) print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game ad...
January 11, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Tony Hawk's American Wasteland - Advertisement Review

Episode #50 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the Tony Hawk's American Wasteland print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game ...
January 11, 2006 Bad Advertisement

SBK: Snowboard Kids on Nintendo DS - Advertisement Review

Episode #51 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about the SBK: Snowboard Kids (Nintendo DS) print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic ga...
January 11, 2006 Bad Advertisement

Buy GameCube at Walmart - Advertisement Review

Episode #52 - Cyril Lachel tries to find something good to say about Walmart's GameCube promotion print ad. Trust me, it's bad. It's a horrible, awful, very bad ad. See what you think of this classic game advert...
January 09, 2006 On Running Feuds

Wait, Steve Carell Doesn't Really Play Games?

Episode #88 - On Running Feuds (Ep. 88) - In our 88th episode of the On Running Feud we look at one of the year's best movies, the 40 Year-Old Virgin. That's right, it's one of the year's best movies! See why thi...
January 08, 2006 Review - SMS

Review: Danan the Jungle Fighter

When you hear the name Danan the Jungle Fighter you expect to get things done. The Jungle Fighter is a rough kind of dude, not like Klanan the Dancing Avenger. But I digress, it's Danan and he's here ...
January 08, 2006 Review - Sega 32x

Review: T-Mek

Lee didn't know what he was getting himself into when he first played T-Mek, he braced for the worst and hoped it wouldn't be too terrible of a situation. Well guess what, T-Mek isn't that bad, and Le...
January 08, 2006 Review - Sega CD

Review: Bram Stoker's Dracula

You know what that Sega CD is good for? Well, obviously it's not 2D side-scrollers with digitized graphics. Chad doesn't care much for Sony's port of Bram Stoker's Dracula, a game that looks good...
January 07, 2006 Review - Dreamcast

Review: Virtua Tennis

Just this week I decided to pick up a copy of Virtua Tennis for the PSP, an enjoyable little sports game that does just about everything it can to be as cool as its Dreamcast counterpart. So perhaps t...
January 07, 2006 Review - Game Gear

Review: Zoop

A couple weeks ago I commented that I kept getting Zool (the 2D platformer) confused with Zoop, the 2D puzzler. I joked that maybe it was time for somebody to go ahead and review both, so if somebody ...
January 07, 2006 Review - SMS

Review: Wolfchild

This Sega Master System Wolfchild should not be confused with the Sega CD Wolfchild, a game that nobody remembers. Of course, if you remember that Sega CD version then perhaps you should read up on th...
January 06, 2006 Pop-Up Video Game

Kao's Facts from Down Under

Episode #44 - Pop Up Video Games (Ep. 44) - In our first episode of the Pop Up Video Games this year we've decided to take you on a journey to the other side of the world. That's right; we're headed down under for...
January 04, 2006 On Running Feuds

Game Critics Ignore Their Call of Duty

Episode #87 - On Running Feuds (Ep. 87) - Call of Duty 2 is a great game. It offers rich graphics, amazing sound, and a total immersion you don't get from other war games. But it also has a severe problem that no...
January 04, 2006 Reviews Au Courant

Review: Tony Hawk's American Wasteland

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January 02, 2006 Recapped!!!

Defunct Games RECAPPED!! December 2005 Edition

Episode #6 - You've just survived a month of unwrapping gifts with the family, fighting your way through the mall for hot deals, and a certain President using a wiretap to figure out what to get you for the holida...
January 01, 2006 Hardcore Gamer Magazine

Hardcore Gamer Magazine #8: Onimusha

Episode #8 - Defunct Games is proud to present a brand new issue of Hardcore Gamer Magazine, available now for download. This full-color issue comes with news, reviews, previews and a look at international games y...