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By Cyril Lachel     |   Posted on September 29, 2003   |   Episode 23 (Show Archive)  

   

There's been Theme Parks, Theme Hospitals, and more . but now you can control every aspect of prison life in Theme Penitentiary! Bullfrog Games in association with EA and MGM bring us one of the greatest simulators of all time. Where else will you be able to choose which forms of executions are allowed on your watch. Guillotine, beheading, being stoned to death ... any kind of death you wish. And you can even turn the shoulder when you see the other inmates raping the new guy.

Get ready to control the activities the inmates are involved in, too. Simple license plates not good enough for you? Now you can have them building pyramids, acting out poorly written radio plays, and even compete in a prison-style Fight Club. Ah yes, the grass is greener on the inside of prison ... or however that saying goes. As the god of the prison you can even control the amount of cash flow each guard gets, which may influence when (or if) they revolt against you. And when you have the jail at 300% capacity, you can sell your prison to outside sources.
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