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Cyril Reads
Bionic Commando (Ch. 20 + 21)
By Cyril Lachel     |   Posted on November 05, 2008   |   Episode 26 (Show Archive)  


He did it all for the nookie!
PREVIOUSLY ON CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO: For twelve weeks you have been listening to me read you the story of Jack Markson, the Bionic Commando. I could spend my time telling you about how evil Ninjas damaged his arm or how he teamed up with a kid named Tiger or how he had to fight a giant man-eating plant. Heck, I could spend the next ten minutes just talking about how he battled a squid and lived to tell the tale. I could do all of this, but I'm not going to. Because if you don't already know all of this by now, then you probably shouldn't be listening to the season finale of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando. I'm serious, if you haven't gone through the first twelve episodes then stop listening to this MP3 right now and go find episode 1. You really should hear it from the beginning and we can wait for you to catch up. For everybody else, prepare to learn what happens to Jack, Tiger, Kilt Master D and all that food. Prepare for action, because this is the season finale of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando!

Can you believe it? We have finally made it to the very final episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando! That's right, after tonight we'll be done making fun of Jack Markson and his fake plastic bionic arm. It's hard to believe that we're finally here. So what should you expect from this exciting season finale? Plenty of bionic swinging, tons of gun play and, most importantly, a healthy dose of evil dictators dying. Spoiler alert! Will Jack and Super Joe ever see each other again? Will they eat their weigh in pizza toppings? Find out now when you listen to the exciting season finale of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando! That's right, this is Bionic Commando chapters 20 and 21 ... and don't you forget it!

In case you have yet to listen to last week's amazing 12th episode, I suggest you go back and do that now (I'll wait). To everybody else that is caught up I proudly offer you Cyril Reads Bionic Commando Episode 13 ...

Episode 13 - Bionic Commando (Chapter 20 + 21)
00:00 - Introduction to Bionic Commando
01:17 - Chapter 18: Jack Battles Kilt
11:00 - Chapter 19: Jack Runs For His Life
20:15 - An Open Letter to J.B. Stamper!

(Technical Information: CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO - Episode 13 runs for 23:19
at a size of 13.2 mb zipped or 13.3 mb unzipped.)

Note: Defunct Games would like to thank both Capcom and GRIN for supplying both music and sound effects. We would also like to thank all of the other websites and podcasts who linked and advertised this article. And of course we would like to thank the people who listened to it, without you we wouldn't be able to make a terrible podcast like this. See you next week for another exciting episode of CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO!)


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