Boxing and baseball aren't the only bad things about Wii Sports though. I've managed to save the worst of the games for last, and that's because it's a real stinker. Golf is a love it or hate it affair, but I can't imagine anybody actually having a good time with this round of golf. While it's true that it shouldn't be compared to the likes of Tiger Woods PGA Tour or even Hot Shots Golf, this Wii golf has a hard time even getting the main components of the sport right. I like the idea of holding the Wii's remote like a golf club, but the way the game is built it makes it extremely difficult to judge how strong you're going t hit the ball. The game sports a power meter which you are supposed to use to gauge how strong to hit the ball, but it's just too easy to hit the ball so hard that it doesn't go where you want it too. If you swing the remote too hard the power will actually burst out of the top of the meter, which means that the ball will go in the wrong directions. Putting is even worse since the game is so unforgiving. Throw in a limited amount of options and you'll be hard pressed to find somebody who actually has a good time playing this game. Golf is easily the worst part of Wii Sports; it's almost a pain just to try to get the game to play right and that's not what I am looking for in a good sports title.
While Wii Sports stresses simplicity, there are a couple of extra modes that are worth checking out. First up is the training mode, which offers you 15 different mini-games based on the five sports. You only start out with five mini-games to play, but as you do better in the game you will unlock more interesting modes that you will probably come back to more than you initially think. Most of the mini-games are pretty standard; you'll have target practice with tennis, swing control in baseball, and a bag to beat up in boxing. There are a couple of standout mini-games, though, including a mode in bowling where the computer keeps adding more pins for you to hit, ultimately leading to a moment where you have to hit dozens of pins at once. It's fun to go back to these mini-games and improve your score, but at the same time a lot of the problems I had with the main game are still apparent in this mode.
Along with the training mode is a fitness mode that has you doing your best to perform basic tasks in each sport in order to determine your fitness level. The game charts your fitness level and only allows you to play this mode once a day. This is certainly an interesting idea, but I'm not sold on the idea that hitting balls back and forth is an accurate way to tell if your fitness age. I suspect there will be a lot of people who score poorly not because they are out of shape, but rather because they haven't mastered the controls of each sport. Either way, I like that Nintendo is trying new things, even if the mode's accuracy is in question.
What's cool about Wii Sports is that you get to take your Mii characters into the game. Currently this game is the only one to support the Mii characters, so this may be the only time your favorite user-created character has a chance to shine. While I love the idea of creating characters and playing with them, there's something disconcerting about playing sports with people that have no arms and the occasional lack of legs.
Along with simple game play comes extremely simple (often bare) graphics. Perhaps I've been playing too much Gears of War and Rainbow Six Vegas, but it's hard to be real impressed with the visuals in any of the sports in this package. The sports don't look bad or anything, but they are hardly a show piece for the Wii's power. The game play is the real star of this game, and even that can be a bit rocky at times. While the graphics won't impress there is something to be said about seeing my faux-celebrity Mii characters (Ali G, Tom Cruise, Woody Allen, etc.) walking around the bowling alley or playing a game of baseball.
It's hard to complain too much about a pack-in game, but it would have been nice if the quality of the sports was a little more consistent. Had this been released as a standalone game it would have been a tough sell, so perhaps Nintendo did the right thing by using Wii Sports as a way to get people accustomed to the new control. But part of me wishes that the games were a little deeper and offered a longer lasting experience. Ultimately Wii Sports is a fun title worth checking out, even if you get bored of it after only a few tries.
You can't expect too much from a pack-in game, and Wii Sports is no exception. While it's true that you will probably have a good time with one or two of the activities presented on this disc, it's just as likely that you'll get bored of them after only a few plays and never touch them again.
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