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Vancouver 2010 Reviewed by Cyril Lachel on . There's very little to love in Vancouver 2010, Sega's half-assed attempt to make a must-own game out of the 2010 Winter Olympics. This dud features confusing controls, lackluster events and only a couple of hours of gameplay. At least the game looks good. As they say: Don't go where the huskies go, don't eat the yellow snow and definitely don't buy Vancouver 2010 for the PS3! Rating: 20%
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There's something about video games based on the Olympics that feel disingenuous to me. When it comes to the Olympic Games we're talking about athletes that have devoted their entire lives to this one thing, honing their skills for this one moment. Yet video games suggest that you can master the skills by simply retrying a couple of times. I've heard of practice makes perfect, but this is ridiculous. Perhaps I shouldn't take this Olympic Games bias out on Vancouver 2010, but Sega is hardly the first company to make a bad game based on the Olympics. Instead I should view Vancouver 2010 for what it is - a horrendous PlayStation 3 game that sucks all of the fun out of this joyous sporting event.

The 2010 Winter Olympic Games is made up of 15 different sports, including everything from alpine skiing to speed skating. Unfortunately Sega's Vancouver 2010 only offers eight of the sports, excising curling, figure skating, ice hockey cross-country skiing and much more. What we're left is ski jumping, freestyle skiing, snowboarding, short track speed skating, apline skiing, bobsleigh, skeleton and, of course, the luge. Some of these sports offer alternate heats and events to play, so in total there are 14 total gold medals to earn.

Vancouver 2010 (XBOX 360)

Vancouver 2010 suffers from the exact same problems we've come to expect from countless other games based on the Olympics. Here we have a series of mini-games all based around the snow and ice. Unfortunately, each of them has their own special control scheme and quirks. To make things worse, the game just throws you into each sport after only a short optional tutorial. Some events (likes the skeleton, luge and bobsleigh) give you only a limited amount of control over the action on screen, so it will take a few tries before you get the hang of it.

On the other hand, some of the events are painfully simple. The skiing events are a perfect example of this, since you do little more than hold the gas pedal and steer. Maybe it's not a gas pedal, but the skiing is essentially boiled down to you holding the R2 button to speed up and jamming on the L2 button to take tight corners. The snowboarding is also easy to grasp right out of the gate.

Vancouver 2010 (XBOX 360)

Unfortunately many of the events are overcomplicated. Gone are the days when all you did was mash the face buttons, this Olympics game is needlessly complicated. I point my finger at the short track speed skating, which requires you to mash one button to go, then, using the same button, try and match the rhythm of the character's stride. Also, there's a lean button and a lunge button, just in case it's a photo finish. All of these different rules and buttons take a lot of the fun out of this sports game, leaving you with a series of events that range from "terrible" to "just okay".

It's not that there aren't good events in this game; I had a lot of fun with the skiing and snowboarding sections. The problem is that each event is over far too quickly. It's not like there are tons of courses to race in the alpine skiing, it's really just you racing the same path every time. Had these modes been fleshed out it would have given you incentive to practice the controls and continue to go for the gold. Unfortunately that's not the path they took.
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