There are a lot of things people will do for sex. They'll work out, they'll shave every day, they'll stay employed ... but pushing crates around all day? Wouldn't it just be easier to learn how to play guitar and frequent the local "open mic" nights? But this poor box pusher isn't interested in learning how to sing or play a sport or anything that's been proven to get the gals; he's content to push crates around all day because he's harboring a belief that this is what women like. Boy is he going to be shocked when he gets out there in the real world.

But then, maybe he's on to something; after all, he seems to be going after the single ugliest girl in "Box City." Oh sure she has a tiny waste, but just take a look at those mammoth hips! With the out of control red hair, the small face, and two extreme calves, one has to wonder if this guy has been pushing boxes around too much. This is your imagination dude; certainly you can come up with a girl hotter than this! And what's with those hearts floating around that bubble butt? Is she excreting them, or have they just floated down to there because it's the center of gravity?

And am I the only one that thinks that this guy looks better with his hard hat on? Heck, is that even him in his fantasy bubble? The smile looks the same, but that hair, those cheeks, everything ... it just doesn't looks like him. Maybe some of that money is earmarked for plastic surgery (plastic surgery that should have gone to that hideous girlfriend he has). Also, what does he need a hard hat for? He's pushing boxes around all day! He's not pushing them with his head and they aren't falling from the sky ... is it just a fashion accessory? I think that hard hat is clouding his thinking; why else would he be pushing boxes around all day to win the heart of a girl that ugly? Somebody drop a box on him, quick!

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