It's time once again for Simple Thoughts with Die Hard Game Fan, the most relaxing video of the week. It's the only video game article that is guaranteed to heal the soul. Today we're looking at Pitfall: The Mayan Adventure for the Sega Genesis. Now take a deep breath, click the video and relax.


Disclaimer: The video does not lie; those words come directly from Die Hard Game Fan. We didn't alter the spelling or structure in any way; it is exactly as it appears in the magazine's pages. Please understand that this is not a fair representation of Game Fan's writing and is done strictly for comedy. Also, this show is actually NOT guaranteed to heal the soul. That's just something I made up to sound important. See you next Tuesday for another peaceful episode of Simple Thoughts with Die Hard Game Fan!