For decades, the Lifetime Movie Network has offered women a safe place to watch Hollywood's biggest stars slum around in B-rate schlock. But what would happen if Lifetime Movie Network decided to make a series of films based on classic video games? Find out now as the women's network advertises Ninja Gaiden!


"He's a mysterious out-of-towner tracking a master thief. She's a rookie cop looking for a big break. Can this unlikely relationship survive attempted murder and a Latin American madman? Love is on life support in Ninja Gaiden, coming this spring to Lifetime Movie Network."

Next Week: On July 10, Lifetime Movie Network will introduce the world to Dana Plato and a group of nasty vampires. Don't forget to subscribe to the official Defunct Games YouTube channel for more great content.