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Remixing Gamer Girl Kimmy: Devil May Cry 4
By Cyril Lachel     |   Posted on April 04, 2012   |   Episode 20 (Show Archive)  

   

Even Nero isn't happy with Gamer Girl Kimmy's half-assed review!
Between Forbe's takedown of fake geek girls and Maxim's nation-wide hunt for hot gamer girls, women have been getting some mixed signals recently. Just when it looks like women are making great strides to be accepted as fully-fledged "girl games," along comes somebody or something that seemingly goes against the movement.

Need proof? Let me introduce you to Gamer Girl Kimmy, a game critic over at
Quick Jump. Instead of playing through the game and parsing out a well-argued critique of Capcom's Devil May Cry 4, Kimmy opts for a much simpler approach. The result is less than stellar; as you can tell from today's YouTube remix!


Source Material: Gamer Girl Kimmy's Devil May Cry 4 review runs only 5 and a half minutes. Trust me; I saved you from all of the really boring parts.

Words of Advice: As Gamer Girl Kimmy discovered, it's tough to review a video game in real time. Even then, you have to play more than the first stage before you can give a real opinion. But just between us, I don't think she's here to review the game. She's here to look pretty while teenage boys focus all their attention on her ample bosom. I doubt her audience even remembers what game she was playing. I can only hope that she is not the future of video game criticism.

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