Fill in your own stupid joke about how short these two chapters are!
PREVIOUSLY ON CYRIL READS NINJA GAIDEN: After discovering that he had an unopened letter from his long-lost father, Ryu Hayabusa opted to sit out the next two chapters. Instead we went back in time and were introduced to Dr. Hayabusa and his colleague, Dr. Wimple. Together they journeyed through the ancient forests of South America. After discover a mysterious object, Dr. Hayabusa was confronted by a scary man with heavy armor plates and a large shield adorned with the letter "J". What does this man want? Will Dr. Wimple make it out intact? Where is Ryu? Find out now when you listen to another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden!
So you've successfully survived the first two episodes, now it's time for you to experience chapters 5 and 6 of Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden! Unfortunately A.L. Singer decided that he didn't have much to say in chapters 5 and 6, because for whatever reason these chapters are extremely short. I'm talking about only lasting seven minutes. The good news is that we finally learn what is in Ryu's letter and what happened to Dr. Wimple. And don't worry; we've increased the length of this episode by offering an open letter to A.L. Singer.
In case you have yet to listen to the first two episodes, I suggest you go back and do that now (I'll wait). To everybody else that is caught up I proudly offer you Cyril Reads Ninja Gaiden chapters five and six ...