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Bionic Commando (Ch. 14 + 15)
By Cyril Lachel     |   Posted on October 15, 2008   |   Episode 23 (Show Archive)  

   

It's like an episode of Family Ties ... except with guns and bionic arms!
PREVIOUSLY ON CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO: After successfully defeating the evil NAZZ organization, Jack Markson and his partner, Super Joe, were ready to celebrate their victory. But Generalissimo Kilt and his BADD terrorist group had other ideas. Using ninjas and snipers, Kilt ruined their day and kidnapped Super Joe. Thankfully Jack was able to escape, but not before suffering some major injuries to his arm. The Federation may have been able to save Jack, but they were forced to remove his arm and attach a plastic bionic arm that will aid him on his quest to defeat Kilt and rescue Super Joe. Already he's managed to escape becoming a Jack Sandwich, fought a giant squid, tangled with fighter jets and defeated a man-eating plant. No, I'm not joking. After escaping his last mission he was knocked unconscious by a tiny screw. Will he wake up in time to save Super Joe? Find out now in this special double episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando!

So we've successfully survived the first nine episodes of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, hopefully you're ready for the final four. That's right, after this week's episode there are only three more to go. That's six chapters total. In this episode we go back to reading two chapters at a time, and you'll definitely see why. One chapter is action packed, full of danger and intrigue. The other chapter, well, not so much. Find out which is which when you discover chapters 14 and 15!

In case you have yet to listen to last week's amazing 9th episode, I suggest you go back and do that now (I'll wait). To everybody else that is caught up I proudly offer you Cyril Reads Bionic Commando Episode 10 ...


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Episode 10 - Bionic Commando (Chapter 14 + 15)
00:00 - Introduction to Bionic Commando
01:17 - Chapter 14: Jack Wakes Up
08:00 - Chapter 15: Jack Wishes He Was Asleep
20:15 - An Open Letter to J.B. Stamper!

(Technical Information: CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO - Episode 10 runs for 23:18
at a size of 13.2 mb zipped or 13.3 mb unzipped.)

Note: Defunct Games would like to thank both Capcom and GRIN for supplying both music and sound effects. We would also like to thank all of the other websites and podcasts who linked and advertised this article. And of course we would like to thank the people who listened to it, without you we wouldn't be able to make a terrible podcast like this. See you next week for another exciting episode of CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO!)
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