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Cyril Reads
Bionic Commando (Ch. 13)
By Cyril Lachel     |   Posted on October 08, 2008   |   Episode 22 (Show Archive)  

   

Watch out for that tree!!
PREVIOUSLY ON CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO: After successfully defeating the evil NAZZ organization, Jack Markson and his partner, Super Joe, were ready to celebrate their victory. But Generalissimo Kilt and his BADD terrorist group had other ideas. Using ninjas and snipers, Kilt ruined their day and kidnapped Super Joe. Thankfully Jack was able to escape, but not before suffering some major injuries to his arm. The Federation may have been able to save Jack, but they were forced to remove his arm and attach a plastic bionic arm that will aid him on his quest to defeat Kilt and rescue Super Joe. Already he's managed to escape becoming a Jack Sandwich, fought a giant squid, tangled with fighter jets and defeated a man-eating plant. No, I'm not joking. Right now he, Tiger and Heather have all teamed up to rescue Super Joe and defeat Kilt. Find out how this plans goes on another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando!

So we've successfully survived the first eight episodes of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, hopefully you're ready for yet another crazy chapter from this god awful book. This week we take a break from the man-eating plants and crazy octopus. Instead we move on to Level 5, the level that cares. Actually, it doesn't care, but you should care about this chapter because it has it all. I'm talking about action, mystery, surprises. You name it, it has it. Find out what I'm talking about when you listen to chapter 13 of Bionic Commando!

In case you have yet to listen to last week's amazing 8th episode, I suggest you go back and do that now (I'll wait). To everybody else that is caught up I proudly offer you Cyril Reads Bionic Commando chapter 13 ...


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Episode 9 - Bionic Commando (Chapter 13)
00:00 - Introduction to Bionic Commando
01:17 - Chapter 13: Jack Jumps Into Level 5
10:15 - An Open Letter to J.B. Stamper!

(Technical Information: CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO - Episode 9 runs for 14:54
at a size of 8.43 mb zipped or 8.53 mb unzipped.)

Note: Defunct Games would like to thank both Capcom and GRIN for supplying both music and sound effects. We would also like to thank all of the other websites and podcasts who linked and advertised this article. And of course we would like to thank the people who listened to it, without you we wouldn't be able to make a terrible podcast like this. See you next week for another exciting episode of CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO!)
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