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Bionic Commando (Ch. 11)
By Cyril Lachel     |   Posted on September 24, 2008   |   Episode 20 (Show Archive)  

   

You are never going to believe what Jack has to fight in this chapter!!
PREVIOUSLY ON CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO: After successfully defeating the evil NAZZ organization, Jack Markson and his partner, Super Joe, were ready to celebrate their victory. But Generalissimo Kilt and his BADD terrorist group had other ideas. Using ninjas and snipers, Kilt ruined their day and kidnapped Super Joe. Thankfully Jack was able to escape, but not before suffering some major injuries to his arm. The Federation may have been able to save Jack, but they were forced to remove his arm and attach a plastic bionic arm that will aid him on his quest to defeat Kilt and rescue Super Joe. At the moment our hero is stuck in an underwater world where he had to battle an octopus. He recently overheard an evil conversation with the dastardly Kilt and his cohort, a stuttering sociopath named The Hand. Will our hero be able to defeat these villains and save Super Joe? Will we get any more hate letters from people who stutter? What will Jack Markson do when he discovers that all this is leading up to Hitler? Find out now when you listen to another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando!

So we've successfully survived the first six episodes of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, hopefully you're ready for yet another crazy chapter from this god awful book. This week things go from bad to worse when Jack has to battle a ... well, I'm not even going to tell you what he battles, because you wouldn't believe me if I did. Let's just put it this way, if there's a jump the shark moment in this book then it happens in this very chapter. Find out exactly what I'm talking about right now when you check out the next chapter in the Bionic Commando book!

In case you have yet to listen to last week's amazing 6th episode, I suggest you go back and do that now (I'll wait). To everybody else that is caught up I proudly offer you Cyril Reads Bionic Commando chapter 11 ...


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Episode 7 - Bionic Commando (Chapter 11)
00:00 - Introduction to Bionic Commando
01:17 - Chapter 11: Jack Fights a WHAT?!?
10:15 - An Open Letter to J.B. Stamper!

(Technical Information: CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO - Episode 7 runs for 14:20
at a size of 8.10 mb zipped or 8.21 mb unzipped.)

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