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Bionic Commando (Ch. 5 + 6)
By Cyril Lachel     |   Posted on August 27, 2008   |   Episode 16 (Show Archive)  

   

No bionic commandos were harmed in the making of htis podcast!
PREVIOUSLY ON CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO: After successfully defeating the evil NAZZ organization, Jack Markson and his partner, Super Joe, were ready to celebrate their victory. But Generalissimo Kilt and his BADD terrorist group had other ideas. Using ninjas and snipers, Kilt ruined their day and kidnapped Super Joe. Thankfully Jack was able to escape, but not before suffering some major injuries to his arm. The Federation may have been able to save Jack, but they were forced to remove his arm and attach a plastic bionic arm that will aid him on his quest to defeat Kilt and rescue Super Joe. In his first mission, Jack was able to dodge bullets and confuse the enemies with his bionic arm. Unfortunately not everything went as planned, because our hero decided to jump down into a blown out elevator shaft and completely forgot how to use his bionic attachment. Will this be the end of Jack Markson? Find out now when you listen to another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando!

So we've successfully survived the first episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, hopefully you're ready for this second episode. In this exciting episode we learn what Jack will have to do in order to save his friend, Super Joe. He's going to have to skydive in, kill a bunch of BADD soldiers, and use his arm to get out of all sorts of sticky situations. But I bet you already knew that. But no matter how predictable it sounds, you definitely don't want to miss the next two chapters of this exciting book!

In case you have yet to listen to last week's amazing debut, I suggest you go back and do that now (I'll wait). To everybody else that is caught up I proudly offer you Cyril Reads Bionic Commando chapters five and six ...


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Episode 3 - Bionic Commando (Chapters 5 & 6)
00:00 - Introduction to Bionic Commando
03:20 - Chapter 5: Jack Gets Caught!
15:50 - Chapter 6: Jack Tries to Escape!
26:45 - An Open Letter to J.B. Stamper!

(Technical Information: CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO - Episode 3 runs for 20:19
at a size of 11.5 mb zipped or 11.6 mb unzipped.)

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