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Bionic Commando (Ch. 3 + 4)
By Cyril Lachel     |   Posted on August 20, 2008   |   Episode 15 (Show Archive)  

   

Did you know that our hero's bionic arm is made out of plastic? It's true!
PREVIOUSLY ON CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO: After successfully taking out the evil NAZZ organization, Jack Markson and his partner, Super Joe, were ready to celebrate their victory. But Generalissimo Kilt and his BADD terrorist group had other ideas. Using ninjas and snipers, Kilt ruined their day and kidnapped Super Joe. Thankfully Jack was able to escape, but not before suffering some major injuries to his arm. The Federation may have been able to save Jack, but they were forced to remove his arm and attach a plastic bionic arm that will aid him on his quest to defeat Kilt and rescue Super Joe. And that's how Jack became the Bionic Commando!

So we've successfully survived the first episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, hopefully you're ready for this second episode. In this exciting episode we learn what Jack will have to do in order to save his friend, Super Joe. He's going to have to skydive in, kill a bunch of BADD soldiers, and use his arm to get out of all sorts of sticky situations. But I bet you already knew that. But no matter how predictable it sounds, you definitely don't want to miss the next two chapters of this exciting book!

In case you have yet to listen to last week's amazing debut, I suggest you go back and do that now (I'll wait). To everybody else that is caught up I proudly offer you Cyril Reads Bionic Commando chapters three and four ...


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Episode 2 - Bionic Commando (Chapters 3 & 4)
00:00 - Introduction to Bionic Commando
03:20 - Chapter 3: Jack Get His Orders!
15:50 - Chapter 4: Jack and the Mysterious Stage 1!
26:45 - An Open Letter to J.B. Stamper!

(Technical Information: CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO - Episode 1 runs for 20:44
at a size of 11.7 mb zipped or 11.8 mb unzipped.)

Note: Defunct Games would like to thank both Capcom and Grin for supplying both music and sound effects. We would also like to thank all of the other websites and podcasts who linked and advertised this article. And of course we would like to thank the people who listened to it, without you we wouldn't be able to make a terrible podcast like this. See you next week for another exciting episode of CYRIL READS BIONIC COMMANDO!)
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