"This pretty-boy hot-dog just doesn't know when to quit."

"Oops, someone must've let the Typo Monster out of his cage."

"You won't feel an uppercut snap your head back."

"Levels 4 and 5, the most crucial of your mission, will pit you against ????? Hmmmmmm!"

"Chester's always having snack attacks. Be on the lookout for paws."

"[TurboDuo]: It's the next big thing!" #prediction #fail

"Now, will someone please can the dweeb music for some happenin' tunes?"