Am I the only person that deep down wishes that Sylvester Stallone would just fall off that cliff? Talk about a movie with no suspense, even with dramatic music and camera angles I can't shake the feeling that it wouldn't be all that bad if Sly fell. Just think about all those good things; we wouldn't have to worry about another Rocky movie and that Rambo sequel he plans on making would be forgotten (or given to Vin Diesel). But it's not my job to openly wish death on Sly, instead I'm here to rip apart one of Sony's worst games.

Chances are you've never played Cliffhanger; it's the type of movie game that even fans of the movie don't want to play. Climbing cliffs is hardly the most exciting video game subject, its right up there with speed walking and going on a hike. You might think that I am mean for wishing death on this once beloved action star, but this advert makes light of not one, not two, but FOUR other deaths. So who's the evil one now?

And then there's that joke, "I hope they don't hit my jeep." Hey dumbass, why would you park your jeep directly under a giant cliff?? Aren't you afraid of little rocks and stuff falling off ... especially when you're climbing it?? And what's that "Sure, It's Just a Game" slogan? It's just a game, a really terrible game. Maybe if Sly fell we wouldn't have to suffer through games based on bad movies.

FROM: You Bet Your Bad Advertising