Deathrow vs. Star Wars


Here we have Merc from the Xbox game Deathrow, and according to the instruction manual, he, and his kind, are not liked by a whole lot of

people. Perhaps it's because he's ripping off one of the best-loved science fiction films of all time, Star Wars!! And regardless of what silly story the developers gave Merc, there's one thing for sure, he looks an awful lot like Boba Fett, the most famous bounty hunter never to be played by Chuck Norris.


Of course, this could be just a coincidence. They may just shop at the same army surplus store. But in all seriousness, it's awfully bold to rip off Star Wars, after all, their fans line up months ahead of time to see a sub-par prequel. These people get to Toys R Us at midnight and buy up $500 worth of toys and knick knacks. These are serious people.Let's face it kids, Star Wars fans are scary folk! You don't see Indiana Jones fans acting like this, do you? I mean, the Back to the Future people seem to keep it in check. It's only the menacing Star Wars people that act like that. So, maybe I shouldn't have opened up this can of worms.