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Speed Run: Everybody Votes Channel

DGC On Demand (Ep. 9) - Not sure how to celebrate President's Day? Defunct Games has the perfect solution for this problem. For years we've watched the videos of people beating Zelda in an hour or the fifteen minute Super Mario Bros. run, but never before have we been good enough to even come close to those feats. But those days are over, because as of today Defunct Games is proud to present our first ever speed run. This is Speed Run: Everybody Votes Channel, a five minute long video that shows just how fast you can play Nintendo's newest game! Check it out for yourself and just see if you can do it faster than us!

Defunct Games is proud to present our very first official speed run, a quick take on Nintendo's newest Wii enhancement: Everybody Votes Channel! See the Defunct Games staff rush through all of the questions in the fastest possible time and see if you can beat them at their own game. It may look simple, but that's because we're professionals. Get ready to be glued to your computer monitor as you see us do the impossible, beat the Everybody Votes Channel in less than three minutes. See for yourself ...

NOTES: I would like to thank Nintendo for caring so much about whether I liked dogs or cats more, or if I would rather live on a mountain or at the beach. Before my life was so empty because I thought nobody cared which century I wanted to live in or which color was my favorite. But now I know that you care. So thank you Nintendo, thanks for giving us lonely people some hope that somebody cares.



Defunct Games is proud to present our very first official speed run, a quick take on Nintendo's newest Wii enhancement: Everybody Votes Channel! See the Defunct Games staff rush through all of the questions in the fastest possible time and see if you can beat them at their own game. It may look simple, but that's because we're professionals. Get ready to be glued to your computer monitor as you see us do the impossible, beat the Everybody Votes Channel in less than three minutes. See for yourself ...

NOTES: I would like to thank Nintendo for caring so much about whether I liked dogs or cats more, or if I would rather live on a mountain or at the beach. Before my life was so empty because I thought nobody cared which century I wanted to live in or which color was my favorite. But now I know that you care. So thank you Nintendo, thanks for giving us lonely people some hope that somebody cares.



Defunct Games is proud to present our very first official speed run, a quick take on Nintendo's newest Wii enhancement: Everybody Votes Channel! See the Defunct Games staff rush through all of the questions in the fastest possible time and see if you can beat them at their own game. It may look simple, but that's because we're professionals. Get ready to be glued to your computer monitor as you see us do the impossible, beat the Everybody Votes Channel in less than three minutes. See for yourself ...

NOTES: I would like to thank Nintendo for caring so much about whether I liked dogs or cats more, or if I would rather live on a mountain or at the beach. Before my life was so empty because I thought nobody cared which century I wanted to live in or which color was my favorite. But now I know that you care. So thank you Nintendo, thanks for giving us lonely people some hope that somebody cares.



Defunct Games is proud to present our very first official speed run, a quick take on Nintendo's newest Wii enhancement: Everybody Votes Channel! See the Defunct Games staff rush through all of the questions in the fastest possible time and see if you can beat them at their own game. It may look simple, but that's because we're professionals. Get ready to be glued to your computer monitor as you see us do the impossible, beat the Everybody Votes Channel in less than three minutes. See for yourself ...

NOTES: I would like to thank Nintendo for caring so much about whether I liked dogs or cats more, or if I would rather live on a mountain or at the beach. Before my life was so empty because I thought nobody cared which century I wanted to live in or which color was my favorite. But now I know that you care. So thank you Nintendo, thanks for giving us lonely people some hope that somebody cares.



Defunct Games is proud to present our very first official speed run, a quick take on Nintendo's newest Wii enhancement: Everybody Votes Channel! See the Defunct Games staff rush through all of the questions in the fastest possible time and see if you can beat them at their own game. It may look simple, but that's because we're professionals. Get ready to be glued to your computer monitor as you see us do the impossible, beat the Everybody Votes Channel in less than three minutes. See for yourself ...

NOTES: I would like to thank Nintendo for caring so much about whether I liked dogs or cats more, or if I would rather live on a mountain or at the beach. Before my life was so empty because I thought nobody cared which century I wanted to live in or which color was my favorite. But now I know that you care. So thank you Nintendo, thanks for giving us lonely people some hope that somebody cares.

By Cyril Lachel -- Defunct Games

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