Remember, you can still go back if you want, so if you didn't read all of the Top Four Games That Can Only Be Enjoyed High, it's not too late. But without further ado, here is the list you have been waiting for:
-Cyril Lachel
Top Twenty Games To Play High
Archive: Top Ten Lists
#20
Chester Cheetah: Too Cool to Fool
Chester Cheetah: Too Cool to Fool
This game will be only fun until you realize that what you are really craving is Cheetoes! After you have traveled to the kitchen to stock up on food for your adventure you will realize that this game isn't fun at all, and really you should be playing Zone of the Enders.
#19
Zone of the Enders
Zone of the Enders
Zone of Enders is perfect when you need something simple (simple, you will notice, is the theme of this list) with mass destruction. The graphics are second to only Metal Gear Solid 2 (at least as of this writing), but where Metal Gear Solid 2 is deep and not really ready for the stoner sect, Zone of the Enders really makes it easy for you to just sit down, and then ten minutes later get up. And did I mention that you can blow up the buildings? That's more fun that beating the enemies sometimes.
#18
Pandemonium
Pandemonium
After smoking a joint, one can easily get lost on wondering how pushing left all the time seems to make your character go INTO THE SCREEN. But well before you start thinking about Resident Evil you're mind has forgotten the question, and zoned into the graphics - and acrobatic team of character that makes no sense what so ever.
#17
Smash T.V.
Smash T.V.
Simple. Hard. Fast. And fun. None of these things are actually why it's on the list. Instead, how can you resist a game that shouts out such comments as: "TOTAL CARNAGE, I love it!" or "I'll buy that for a Dollar", when you're high, you can't resist it either.
#16
Pilotwings
Pilotwings
Pilotwings is great. It let's you answer a lot of the questions you may have had about air travel. A memorable answer to a question we never get sick of asking: What would happen if I didn't open up my parachute?
#15
Stunt Race FX
Stunt Race FX
The Ill fated Nintendo racing game for the Super NES partially failed because the Super NES wasn't able to speed polygon graphics ahead, and Stunt Race felt more like a sleep than a race. But the sloooow speed is perfect after a fat blunt! You're eyes may not even be able to tell the difference between this fast action of Gran Turismo and this Stunt Walk-a-Thon.
#14
A Boy & His Blob
A Boy & His Blob
Mmmmmm jelly beans. After a bong load, is there really anything better than jellybeans? I didn't think so.
#13
Motor Toon Grand Prix
Motor Toon Grand Prix
Whoa man, that car, it's like, bending! And if that blows your mind, wait until you stop time, the world turns into a Salvidore Dali painting.
#12
Jumping Flash
Jumping Flash
A drug game? You're a big robot rabbit (named Robbit), you are in a huge floating Hawiian world, and you can jump hundreds of feet into the air! Some of the special items give the effect of being punched in the face. And I'll buy that for a dollar!
#11
Bust A Move (Puzzle Bobble)
Bust A Move (Puzzle Bobble)
Don't ask me why, I know the game isn't really drug-related, but I have a friend that swears up and down that he plays better high. You're just going to have to take his word on that. (Note: The box mentions the word "addiction" no less than three times).
#10
NiGHTS
NiGHTS
Well, it was the "first game that let you fly". Nights is kind of a downer, until you are allowed to fly around in a free roaming world. Then it becomes colorful, congested, and harder to pay attention to. Perfect for what you don't want to remember the next day.
#9
Panic
Panic
It's really all about the sense of humor. Just three minutes with this game and you will know that you aren't the ONLY one on drugs! Data East's Monty Python-esque adventure game doesn't even begin to make sense until after a few knife hits.
#8
The Sims
The Sims
Maxis' human simulator actually let's you have an out of body experience. And for somebody who is too high to even move, The Sims is perfect. You can finally control somebody that is just as cool as you think you are right now, and with only a slight problem with the cops coming by.
#7
NFL Blitz
NFL Blitz
Football, and sports in general, is extremely difficult when you are not thinking straight, but Midway has given us a football game made just for these "special" occasions. Not a lot of fouls, short quarters, and action infinitely better than anything found on the XFL. If you can't concentrate on real football (or think it's too long and boring), this is the game for you.
#6
Kung Food
Kung Food
Do battle with veggies, hamburgers, and pretty much all of the food you are craving after hitting the bong. Wait was that a game, or was that a food run. Are you hungry too? Better get something to eat before we hit the last five.
#5
Tempest 2000
Tempest 2000
There's a lot your eyes can handle, it seems like even less if you are taking the right hallucinogenic drugs. Tempest 2000 works as a drug game after you have taken Atari's suggestion, and have done the math: fast action + colorful graphics + enemies that are constantly coming at you. Like a hit of fresh air.
#4
Crazy Taxi
Crazy Taxi
Crazy Taxi doesn't rely on a complex control system, nor an overly deep story (things that may actually be bad things in a game when you think about it), instead Crazy Taxi works because it's an extremely simple idea, yet addictive, and easy enough to do over and over and over and over when you are high.
#3
NARC
NARC
Yeah, I know. A 'drug user' playing NARC is like the council to criminalize fire arms playing Doom, or Al Gore playing games OFF LINE, but there's a certain amount of irony in NARC. Almost like Reefer Madness, NARC is such an extreme notion that it's almost (?) comical. You aren't there to send people to rehab, oh no, your task is simple: kill kill kill. My favorite part is that the heroin addicts throw their needles at you, have you seen the price of heroin recently?
#2
Aquanauts Holiday
Aquanauts Holiday
The good thing about frying balls is that sometimes what may have bored you before now seems slightly (or in this case, infinitely) more interesting. Aquanaught's Holiday is one of those games. It's not really a game, more of a interactive fish tank, but when you have puffy eyes it won't seem to matter that you're just roaming around.
#1
N2O
N2O
There probably isn't a better game for the bong ridden, comatose, game fan. Why? It's even more colorful than Jumping Flash, it's much faster than Tempest 2000, and it's louder than the Sims. The music is even done by the Crystal Method, and if they aren't the counter culture spokesman, I don't know who is. N20 (even the name .) excels of every psychedelic level. The backgrounds remind me of lava lamps, and the game is just infectious. Come to think of it, this game is really dull not high.
