Revolver Ocelot vs. Heihachi
Okay, let me explain. Before you all email me telling me that Heihachi doesn't look anything like Revolver Ocelot, let me just say this: Grow Heihachi's silly hair cut and put it into a pony tail and bickity bam you have Revolver Ocelot. They even have the same color hair. And the faces? The bad moods? It's all the same. Hmm ... maybe I shouldn't say that so loud.
Okay, let me explain. Before you all email me telling me that Heihachi doesn't look anything like Revolver Ocelot, let me just say this: Grow Heihachi's silly hair cut and put it into a pony tail and bickity bam you have Revolver Ocelot. They even have the same color hair. And the faces? The bad moods? It's all the same. Hmm ... maybe I shouldn't say that so loud.
Okay, let me explain. Before you all email me telling me that Heihachi doesn't look anything like Revolver Ocelot, let me just say this: Grow Heihachi's silly hair cut and put it into a pony tail and bickity bam you have Revolver Ocelot. They even have the same color hair. And the faces? The bad moods? It's all the same. Hmm ... maybe I shouldn't say that so loud.
Okay, let me explain. Before you all email me telling me that Heihachi doesn't look anything like Revolver Ocelot, let me just say this: Grow Heihachi's silly hair cut and put it into a pony tail and bickity bam you have Revolver Ocelot. They even have the same color hair. And the faces? The bad moods? It's all the same. Hmm ... maybe I shouldn't say that so loud.
Okay, let me explain. Before you all email me telling me that Heihachi doesn't look anything like Revolver Ocelot, let me just say this: Grow Heihachi's silly hair cut and put it into a pony tail and bickity bam you have Revolver Ocelot. They even have the same color hair. And the faces? The bad moods? It's all the same. Hmm ... maybe I shouldn't say that so loud.
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