http://www.defunctgames.com The latest Cyril Reads episodes from Defunct Games http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-47 Today, on April 1st, Defunct Games is proud to present the next great series -- Cyril Reads Pack-Man! Join Cyril Lachel as he reads through all 128 pages of patterns, tips and strategies for doubling, tripling, even quadrupling your score in the game that's sweeping the country! Mon, 01 Apr 2013 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-46 After infiltrating Outer Heaven, saving the captured Snake Men, escaping incarceration and surviving the moving bridge, Solid Snake has finally discovered the truth. He wasn't supposed to have this kind of success; Justin Halley was nothing more than the diversion. Will this sudden revelation change our hero's resolve to find and destroy the Metal Gear? Find out now as we dig into another exciting chapter of Cyril Reads Metal Gear! Wed, 20 Jun 2012 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-45 Snake is more than half way through his mission. So far he's battled a pack of wild dogs, survived a spiked death room, rescued the survivors and located the head of the kidnapped Snake Men. Not bad for a one-man suicide mission! But now it's his toughest battle yet, a moving bridge. Find out why this poses such a threat when you listen to another exciting chapter of Cyril Reads Metal Gear! Wed, 30 May 2012 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-44 Solid Snake has been captured! Thankfully he's found a way out of jail, but he's on a mission to collect his gear, find the doctor and defeat Metal Gear. This week he goes head-to-head against two baddies, The Shotgunner and a set of heat panels. Will Solid Snake survive long enough to save the day? Find out now when you listen to chapters 10 and 11 of Cyril Reads Metal Gear! Wed, 23 May 2012 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-43 After spending seven chapters collecting guns, missile launchers, grenades, mines and ammo, Solid Snake is about to go all First Blood on these terrorists. Or is he? It turns out that the author has a different story to tell. What will happen when Justin Halley has an emotional reunion with one of the top Snake Men? Find out now when you listen to this super-sized episode of Cyril Reads Metal Gear! Wed, 16 May 2012 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-42 Solid Snake is back for another episode of Cyril Reads Metal Gear! This week Solid Snake does battle with a large spiked death trap and computer puzzle. How will he avoid getting squashed? Will this be the episode where he fulfills his mission to die? Find out now when we dig into chapter 7 on Cyril Reads Metal Gear! Wed, 09 May 2012 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-41 Solid Snake is back for another episode of Cyril Reads Metal Gear! This week Solid Snake has finally made it inside Outer Heaven. Is it time to shoot the place up? No, not exactly, but a lot of exciting things happen in the next twenty minutes. For one thing, we find out that Justin isn't the only Snake Man alive. But for how long? Find out when you listen to Cyril Reads Metal Gear chapters 5 and 6! Wed, 02 May 2012 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-40 Solid Snake is back for another episode of Cyril Reads Metal Gear! In this episode Justin Halley fights off a pack of wild dogs, annoys a family of monkeys and gets inspired by his inner-cat. It's an episode you won't want to miss, if only for the silliness. So grab a cold beverage and get ready for Cyril Reads Metal Gear chapters 3 and 4! Wed, 25 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-39 After a three year hiatus, Cyril Reads Worlds of Power is back with a vengeance! Sick of ninjas, bionic men and masters of blasting? Then it's time to sneak into Cyril Reads Metal Gear. Join Solid Snake as he takes down large metal robots and the men who want to control the world with them. This episode looks at chapters 1 and 2 out of 18! Wed, 18 Apr 2012 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-36 Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ep. 10) - Cyril is back with a brand new episode of everybody's favorite book-on-tape podcast. That's right, it's time for Cyril Reads Blaster Master, a sarcastic take on one of the worst video game books ever written. Will this be the end of Jason and Alex? Will these two nobodies save the world from certain doom? And where the hell has Eve been? All these questions and more will be answered in today's episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master! Fri, 04 Sep 2009 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-35 It's the moment we've all been waiting for, the fight between Jason and his pet frog. Oh, that may not sound very exciting, but I guarantee that this is one episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master you won't want to miss! After tonight we only have three more weeks, so make sure and keep up with our most exciting podcast yet! All this can be yours when you download the newest episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master! Fri, 21 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-34 It's time once again for Cyril Reads Blaster Master, the only podcast daring enough to read some of the worst in video game books. This week we continue our quest to beat Blaster Master, two chapters at a time. Who is this brand new character? Where is Jason's frog? Why was the Plutonium Boss rhyming a few chapters ago? All these questions will be answered when you listen to another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master! Fri, 14 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-33 Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ep. 7) - With only a handful of episodes left, Cyril Reads Blaster Master is getting intense. Well, it's going to get intense. Right now it's getting melodramatic. But I'm sure it's just a phase. What this episode lacks in amazing special effects and over-the-top action, it makes up with heart. I don't care what you say, this sentimental episode is worth checking out! Fri, 07 Aug 2009 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-32 Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ep. 6) - It's time once again for Cyril Reads Blaster Master, the show that isn't afraid to read you one of the worst video game books of all time. In this episode we learn more about the missing Fred, what it takes to destroy the space car and how many bosses our heroes will have to fight through in order to save the North East. It's another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master! Fri, 24 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-31 Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ep. 5) - Meet Jason, your normal frog lover that accidentally got himself duped into saving the world with some alien chick. All caught up? Good, because it's time for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master. In this episode our hero takes on his first boss. You don't want to miss all of the crap that's about to go down! Tune in right now to Cyril Reads Blaster Master episode 5! Fri, 17 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-30 Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ep. 4) - After a week off, we're back with the long awaited fourth episode of the Cyril Reads Blaster Master podcast. In this episode Jason finally gets out of that damn space car. But what happens next will shake you to your core. Or maybe it won't. Nah, it probably won't. But it will be entertaining, and that's why you should listen to this week's very late episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master! Fri, 10 Jul 2009 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-29 Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ep. 3) - After five chapters, it's officially time to get some answers. In this very special episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master we learn why Eve is here on earth and who all of these bad guys are. We also learn who that jump suit belonged to before Jason. But be warned, this is a slow and plodding episode. Find out all of this information and more when you listen to Cyril Reads Blaster Master! Wed, 24 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-28 Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ep. 2) - It's Wednesday and that can only mean one thing, it's time once again for another exciting episode of Cyril Reads Blaster Master. In this exciting episode Jason meets the mysterious gun-toting warrior, fights a couple of evil robots and ... gets caught up in lava? Oh Blaster Master, you don't disappoint. Find out what's going on when you listen to the next two chapters of Cyril Reads Blaster Master! Wed, 17 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-27 Cyril Reads Blaster Master (Ep. 1) - You've battled giant squids in Bionic Commando and have been shot by a thirteen year old girl in Ninja Gaiden. You've saved your dad and Super Joe. You've salted pizzas and traveled halfway around the world with no change of clothing. So now that you've done all this, what else is there left to do? May we suggest you check out Defunct Games' newest weekly podcast, Cyril Reads Blaster Master! Wed, 10 Jun 2009 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=reads-26 Cyril Reads Bionic Commando (Ep. 13) - Can you believe it? We're already to the season finale of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando, the show that isn't afraid to read you all 21 chapters of this terrible, terrible book. In the exciting conclusion to this book we learn what happens to Kilt, where Super Joe is and how they plan on getting rid of Master D. Unfortunately we don't learn why our hero can eat so much food and not gain a pound. I hate him. It's the moment you've all been waiting for, the final episode of Cyril Reads Bionic Commando! Wed, 05 Nov 2008 00:00:00 -0800