http://www.defunctgames.com The latest 32 Articles of Christmas episodes from Defunct Games http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=freezeframe-52 We've finally made it, it's Christmas Day! After 32 episodes we've made it to the ultimate Defunct Games article, a little something I like to call, IGN On the 'Hunt' for Stolen Ideas! This is an article all about theft, revenge, and April fools. Find out what IGN did to deserve the wrath of Defunct Games. This is the staff favorite, a shining example of an article Defunct Games did well before the competition could even dream it up. We've come to the end, time to open gifts and take a much-needed rest. See you in a week! Sun, 25 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=radiofreegaming-2 Our second to last episode is Second Episodes Are for Losers, which is a good article to read on the night before Christmas. I'm not sure why, but we're thirty-one days in to the 32 Articles of Christmas and we're getting tired. Is it one of the best? Probably. Does it deserve to be the second best? Absolutely not. What am I thinking? Sat, 24 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=bonuslevels-35 Defunct Games had so much fun covering E3 2003; it was one of the best times I have ever had. You can read all about it in the ultimate E3 guide, a nineteen page report that takes you through the whole process like never before. This is a feature that goes well beyond what you get in magazines and on TV; this is the real E3 like only Defunct Games can bring you. This is the thirtieth day of the 32 Articles of Christmas and we're especially proud to bring you Fear & Loathing at E3! Fri, 23 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=feuds-37 Hey, did you notice that yesterday's description didn't say the day number? Well that's not going to happen today, it's the twenty-ninth day of the 32 Articles of Christmas, and that means it's time to introduce to you one of the best features on Defunct Games, The Anniversary Collection that Wasn't! This is the type of article Defunct Games was created for, see for yourself! Thu, 22 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=scrapbook-30 Talk about causing a controversy, you can't imagine the type of mail I got for posting this NES Preview of Jihad! Everybody loves those old NES games; why not release one that actually has a point to it? Although most of the mail we got was angry, there were actually a few people who wrote in wondering where they could find the ROM. People will never learn! Wed, 21 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.comtoptentopten027.php4 Here's another fun Top Ten List, one that looks at some of the Questionable Practices Still Going On Today. It's our twenty-seventh day of the 32 Articles of Christmas which could only mean one thing; it's getting right down to the wire. What will be our favorite article? Find out when you come back on Christmas Day! Tue, 20 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=feuds-56 Hey look at this; it's our second Gizmondo story! And look at that, it came right in the nick of time, this is day twenty-five of our 32 Articles of Christmas ... only a few days left! This is Gizmondo Proves to be Advertiser Friendly, an article looking at the advertising you get when you buy Tiger's latest handheld. No really, you need to read this to believe it! Sun, 18 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=feuds-57 In our twenty-fourth day of the 32 Articles of Christmas we take a look at Square-Enix Circles Around their Loyalties, an article that wonders why Nintendo and Microsoft keep getting the wrong end of the stick. I'm not going to say that Final Fantasy XI is a bad game, but at this point I think most people are more interested in Kingdom Hearts II and Final Fantasy XI! Sat, 17 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.comtoptentopten045.php4 We're in the home stretch, we're at day twenty-three of the 32 Articles of Christmas! Today we are proud to bring you the Top Ten Bold Statements, a list of real quotes that have to be seen to be believed. Hindsight is 20/20, as they say! Fri, 16 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=feuds-50 Can you believe it, we're already twenty-two days in to our 32 Articles of Christmas, what more could you ask for? What about GamePro's Old Age is Catching Up to Them, an article that pokes fun at GamePro's bizarre comments that "everybody" was disappointed by Soul Calibur II. Everybody? Speak for yourselves, GamePro! Thu, 15 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=popupvideogames-12 It's lucky number twenty-one on our journey through the 32 Articles of Christmas, and you know we're lucky because we're talking about the Body Parts of Lara Croft! Okay, we're not really "talking" about it, it's more a picture with a whole bunch of text on it. You just have to see it to believe it. So view it now, Lara would want it that way! Wed, 14 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=notoriousabcs-2 Hello fans of Sesame Street, this is B is for Bad. Ever wonder what the worst video games of all time are? Ever want to whittle it down to only the games that start with the letter B? Yeah, so did we, that's why we included this on our tenth day of the 32 Articles of Christmas! Tue, 13 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=feuds-59 We're twenty days into the 32 Articles of Christmas and we've finally found an article that features a whole bunch of E3 pictures. See Patrick do his best to snuggle up against every hot booth babe at the show (and even a few that weren't so hot)! Will Patrick do the same thing in 2006? Only time will tell! Tue, 13 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=scrapbook-33 There just aren't enough articles about Regis Philbin, a long-time talker. This is Millionaire: Through the Years, or as I like to call it, our nineteenth day of the 32 Articles of Christmas. Find out why these three covers (yes, three) are worth your time as you read all about the history of the Millionaire show. Trust me, you'll want to read this! Mon, 12 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=feuds-47 It's hard to believe that we're eighteen days into the 32 Articles of Christmas, what could we possibly do next? How about you Get Your Hands off the Music!! No, not you, I'm talking about Microsoft and the people that want to make all music interchangeable. How dare they do this to me, those bastards!! Sun, 11 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=ivegotyournumber-0 And to think, we did Capcom Proves Zero is a Number long before Rare decided to release Perfect Dark Zero. If one is the loneliest number, then when is zero? These questions and more can be found in the seventeenth show of the 32 Articles of Christmas! Sat, 10 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=feuds-30 There's A Case to be Made for Night Trap and Defunct Games is the site to make it. We're here to defend Night Trap, a game we considered to be one of the worst. How can we do that? Find out when you read this, one of our all time favorite shows. It's day sixteen on our list of the 32 Articles of Christmas! Fri, 09 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=freezeframe-19 This is a fun article, but not because it's especially clever or unique. I like this article because years after I posted it Electronic Gaming Monthly decided to rip it off. That's right; they ran the exact same article without giving us any credit. That's not how I spell respect! This is a good reason for it to be number fifteen on our list of the 32 Articles of Christmas! Thu, 08 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=feuds-67 On day fourteen of the 32 Articles of Christmas we take a gander at 1up.com in our article, Hard News from an Opinionated Source. This is the first time we talked about a certain lady Jane, but dig around enough on this site and you'll be surprised what you'll uncover about this Fox News-like game journalist! Wed, 07 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800 http://www.defunctgames.com/shows.php?id=commercialbreak-4 The Commercial Break is a show that is near and dear to my heart, it's the type of show that I like to broadcast because I know it's making a difference. The Late Show with Bad Advertising is one of my personal favorites, a collection of some of the worst adverts you ever will see. Perhaps that's why it's our choice for the mid-way mark of the 32 Articles of Christmas! Tue, 06 Dec 2005 00:00:00 -0800