April Fools: Patriotic Gamer!

Here at Defunct Games we know that not everybody was able to catch our April Fools Joke last weekend, but don't fear because we're here to give you a second chance to check it out. It's Patriotic Gamer and you might be surprised how much content there is in this thing. Join Cyril has he tells you about all of his fortunes. Too bad it's all a big, elaborate joke!